Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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