come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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