Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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