He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
