HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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