hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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