You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize