Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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