me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he fucked my hip out of place.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
