I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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