his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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