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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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