He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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