thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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