their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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