normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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