Only a mothe r could love this liver
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No subtext here. People are naked.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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