If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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