He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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