Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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