No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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