Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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