I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.