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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"

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(916): View more from California

She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me

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(650): View more from California

I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.

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