3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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