I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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