It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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