And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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