You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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