i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I could make wine with my vomit
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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