I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
another moral hangover. fuck.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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