i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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