Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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