D3 body, D1 cock
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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