I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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