whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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