Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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