I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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