I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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