my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sext me about skeletons
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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