Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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