True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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