YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she woke up with a sticky ear
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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