Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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