Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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