i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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