i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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