I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
