Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So vagazzling was a success
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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