In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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