guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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