Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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