You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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