I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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