My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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