This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My dad just said "fuck circus"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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