Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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