this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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